Showing posts with label Goldie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Goldie. Show all posts

Monday, January 20, 2014

Deep Blue Good-by





Tanya Hamilton (played by Tanya Danielle) tries to keep her emotions at bay but the tremulous anger resurfaces over and over, slowly lapping away at her resolve. Finally she confronts the teacher who gave her daughter a bad grade and demands an explanation. "Alice purposely misinterpreted the assignment." social studies instructor Ms. Blair (played by Goldie Blair) discloses. "I requested that she write about tolerance and she submitted a paper which outlines every facet of her moral opposition to gay marriage. In the last paragraph she expresses gratitude for her inclusion in an academic environment where those who pursue deviant homosexual lifestyles still have to tolerate her viewpoint." Mrs. Hamilton absorbs this information. "Was my daughter implying that there are homosexuals attending Parker City High School?" she asks after a minute. "I just need their names. My connections in the Parent Teacher Association will have them removed immediately!" Ms. Blair glares at her. "In order for them to get the help that they need." the housewife adds hastily. Smoldering tentacles of rage rise from Ms. Blair's toes to her loins and then explode out of her eye sockets. She grabs Mrs. Hamilton by the neck, locks her in a kiss, and launches a sexual attack worthy of 10,000 love-starved sailors. "Evidently you and your daughter need to improve your functional understanding of homosexuality." Ms. Blair says with venom dripping from her tongue. Mrs. Hamilton stares into the deep, blue eyes of her assailant, almost completely submerged in the hate-filled tide of sexual desire which threatens to consume her entire being..


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Friday, September 25, 2009

More Photos from "Titfight Queen"








The brutal fight reaches a seemingly abrupt end as Tanya breast-smothers Goldie into unconsciousness. Amazingly, however, the busty, blonde victor is not content with merely leaving her victim defeated on the ground. Instead, Tanya wakes Goldie up with vicious slaps to the face and proceeds to verbally taunt her, goading her into returning to the fight. To Tanya's astonishment Goldie summons all her remaining energy and initiates a savage round of breast-mauling...

Join TanyaDanielle.com to see this latest set of photos taken during the shooting of Titfight Queen. The full-length video will be coming to CustomVideoTheatre.com on October 2!





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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Goldie Blair's New Look!



I just received a new photo from wrestler/catfighter Goldie in my e-mail a few days ago. Check out her new look (top pic) compared with her old look (bottom pic)!



- XXOO Tanya








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Monday, January 22, 2007

Amazing Stupidity

I've been dancing a lot recently so I decided to pull this story out of the archives. It feels very timely and apropos since I've danced 4 out of the past 5 days:

Strippers can be amazingly stupid. Not all of them, but there is guaranteed to be a contingent of retards at any club you happen to dance at. The anti-discrimination laws in California mandate that new strip clubs make all the stages and dressing rooms accessible to handicapped dancers. I've never worked with a stripper who was in a wheelchair, but I've had to share stages with overwhelming numbers of mentally handicapped ones. They become irate if another dancer plays "their song." Do they think they hold the copyright? They bitch about another dancer talking to "their customer." Is he their property? They whine about not making enough money on stage so they sit down in the middle of their song and pout. Do they think that helps? I always thought Goldie was a cut above the rest. She is, actually, but she had an attack of idiocy a few nights ago at the bar. She accused me of wearing baby oil during my set and making the stage floor greasy. Oh, brother. I told her it wasn't my fault that she couldn't keep herself from falling on her ass. She didn't see it that way so we agreed to settle our differences in a storage room behind the stage.


The full gallery at www.TanyaDanielle.com will tell the rest of the story..




- XXOO Tanya







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Monday, October 23, 2006

Beatdown


Goldie didn't like something I wrote about her long ago in my Playhouse at www.TanyaDanielle.com . As revenge she actually booked me for a photo shoot and gave me a location address and a call time. When I showed up she and I chatted and laughed and changed into our wardrobe for the photographer. She and her photographer friend shot me for 6 hours and then had me sign a release and give them copies of my IDs which is all standard protocol. Afterwards I lingered around for a very uncomfortable length of time while they packed up their equipment and ignored me. Finally I asked for my money and Goldie laughed right in my face and said:

"Thanks for the free content for my site, bitch! I'm not paying you anything after what you wrote about me on your site last month."

I shoved her hard in her fake-titted chest and the battle was on..


You can see the fierce battle in its entirety at
www.TanyaDanielle.com !



- XXOO Tanya












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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Chloroform

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Monday, October 09, 2006

Goldie

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