Tanya vs. Jewell: Rematch!

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Jewell vs. Tanya

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Office Catfight

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Twister Torment

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Behind the Scenes

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes at a video shoot? Buy this unique gallery to find out. Candid photos featuring Mercedes Ashley, Stacy Burke, Goldie Blair, Tanya Danielle, Francesca Le, Natalia Love, Jewell Marceau, and other lovely models reveal the inner workings and numerous mishaps that may occur on any given adult set!

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XO Tanya





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Whiskey River Rage

Jewell Marceau and I were hanging out at a roadside bar in the desert hoping some cute truckers would stop by. No such luck. We sat there expectantly until the crotchety old barkeep decided to shut the place down for the night. We were disappointed, but not ready to give up yet. We asked the barkeep, an elderly woman with an astonishing resemblance to Phyllis Diller, where else we could go to meet some guys. With an evil cackle she recommended that we go hang out by the truck scales on Interstate 5. "Maybe you'll even make $20!" she added. It surprised me how fast Jewell ripped the woman's cheap wig off her head and dumped a beer on the tangled mop. The woman was screaming profanities at the top of her lungs as she chased us out the door. It was too late when she remembered that we hadn't paid our tab. I was already inside my car gunning the engine in a threatening manner when she began bellowing about the money. Maybe my perception was cloudy, but I think that my side-view mirror may have clipped her in the boob as I tore out of the dirt parking lot. We drove a few miles and then pulled over to the side of the road. It was unclear to either of us whether our transgressions had been serious or not. The whole episode had been kind of odd. We decided to cut short our night on the town. After readjusting the side mirror and driving to Jewell's house we started playing darts in the living room. Jewell put on some country music because those cowboy songs always seem apropos when you're at a low ebb in your life. The sappy music was cranking at full volume when I noticed Jewell taking the very last swig out of the Jack Daniels bottle. That was the last drop of liquor in the house! She laughed out loud when she saw the outrage on my face. I told her I was going to teach her the lesson of her life. The details of the resulting battle are a little bit murky in my mind, but I could swear a song called "Whiskey River Rage" was playing in the background. Most days I like to pretend that none of it ever even happened...


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XO Tanya






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POTD from TanyaDanielle.com

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Drunken Brawl

Yes, Jewell and I got into it again. There is no stopping two hot-tempered, drunken women when they have a disagreement - no matter how trivial the issue at hand may be...

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XO Tanya




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Pantyhose catfight!

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Twister

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American Angel - Volume 1

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American Angel - Volume 1

Episodes 1 through 5 of a Tanya Danielle Superheroine Series!

We first see Assistant DA Tanya Proctor dressed in conservative business attire, spectacles, and her hair pulled back tightly in a bun. We learn much about her frustrating day job as she sips Chardonnay and ponders the direction of her lonely life. Soon we discover a shocking, well-hidden secret about the shy attorney when we witness her evolution into a buxom, blonde superheroine! Thus begins the saga of Tanya Proctor, who is known to only a select few as her alter ego American Angel. For the first time American Angel Episodes 1-5 are available in one download. Don't miss this chance to watch American Angel confronting her personal demons as she tangles with a pantheon of other brutal, busty superheroines and villainesses, including Alexis Taylor, Stacy Burke, and Jewell Marceau!

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XO Tanya




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Ill-gotten Gains

Back in fifth grade Vincent Hernandez and I were playing at a warehouse near our school. We climbed to the top of the building where we noticed a large skylight. It looked like it would be fun to jump on it. I went first and rebounded off the flexible material that comprised the skylight. Vince went next and he was not so lucky. I remember the scene as if it happened in slow motion. Vince jumped onto the skylight and I saw the terror on his face before I noticed the skylight shattering beneath his feet. I heard someone screaming "V i- i- i -i- n-nce!!!" and then realized that the voice was my own. An iron railing surrounded the skylight on three sides and Vince made a desperate attempt to grab onto it as he began plummeting downward through the broken shards. Miraculously he was able to wrap both his hands around one of the bars. He hung there for about two seconds. His knuckles were still white with tension as he lost his grip and fell through the decimated skylight and into the depths of the warehouse. I ran to the perimeter of the skylight and looked downward. Vince was lying on his stomach about a floor beneath where I stood. He was not moving. "V-i-i-i-i-nce!!" I screamed again. At that point Vince rolled over and then disappeared completely from my view. My heart pounded in my chest and I thought that I was going to urinate in my underpants. Terror filled my soul. I ran to the ladder of the fire escape on one side of the building and maneuvered down it as fast as I could. As soon as I was back on street level I raced around trying to enter the warehouse from any door possible. All of them were locked. For some reason all I could think to do was run to the house of Eli Watson, a neighborhood kid who had a set of picklocks. Somehow I arrived at his doorstep although I was so agitated that even now I can't actually recall any moment of my frantic journey over there. He answered the door and agreed to come with me immediately when I explained the situation. Eli did not seem to grasp the gravity of the circumstances, but I felt profoundly grateful that he would accompany me on this mission to break into the warehouse. Upon our arrival back at the building we encountered an open doorway. I froze for an instant and then ran inside. Vince was nowhere to be found. Forgetting about Eli I took off towards Vince's apartment. I remember taking a few deep breaths and attempting to look calm once I got there. It took all my courage to ring Vince's doorbell. One of his relatives answered. Trying to play it cool I said:

"Is Vince home?"

The kindly woman informed me that Vince was injured and had been taken to the hospital. What expression was on my face at that moment? Did this nice lady suspect that I had been involved in Vince's accident? Could she see the horror in my eyes even though I was doing my best to be nonchalant? Would Vince die? Would I rot in prison for my complicity in the events leading up to his death? The woman smiled softly at me as I stared at her. I fled.

Within a few minutes I encountered Vince's sister. I told her the complete, unadulterated truth. I could see the wheels turning in her eighth grade mind. She wasted no time in grabbing her friends, repeating my story, and then heading to the warehouse. The aftermath of the situation went like this:

- A gang of 8th grade girls entered the warehouse and stole much of the inventory contained within its walls. Most of the booty was children's toys like skates, board games, and jump ropes.
- The hospital released Vince several days later after treating him for a broken pelvis, dislocated shoulder, and numerous other injuries.
- About a week after that members of the local police department visited Vince's and my elementary school campus to investigate the robbery of the warehouse.
- Vince's sister gave me a jump rope to ensure that I would keep my silence regarding my knowledge of the whole incident.

I never talked, but I did not want that jump rope. It languished in my closet for years. Even back then I had a profound aversion to possessing stolen merchandise. It felt wrong. It felt like all the planets were aligning against me because I had violated the natural order of things. I lost sleep over the jump rope in my closet but I was afraid to throw it out in case someone would connect it to the robbery and then connect it to me. I was in fifth grade and I was scared. Years passed and I never really recovered from the incident. I don't want to. To this day I still believe that receivers of stolen goods will eventually pay dearly for accepting the ill-gotten gains and trying to overlook the nature of their origin. Beyond that, jump ropes always reawaken the feelings of terror that I experienced during the Vincent Hernandez episode of my childhood.

As luck would have it Jewell Marceau handed me a jump rope during one of our recent workout sessions at her house. I tried to be calm, but I could not maintain my dignity. Jewell did not understand why I was not keeping up with the workout and she became very angry. A nasty, nasty catfight erupted between us...

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XO Tanya



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Alexis Taylor vs. Jewell Marceau

At this moment Alexis Taylor has the upper hand in her brutal boxing match against Jewell Marceau. Join TanyaDanielle.com to see the Knock Out Punch gallery in its entirety an find out who won!


XO Tanya



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Pro Wrestling Debut

How dare Jewell Marceau show up at our pro wrestling debut trying to look sluttier than me! I fully intended to teach her a lesson which she would never forget on that fateful night..

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XO Tanya






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Locker Room Catfight

Here are a few more photos taken during the infamous locker room brawl in which Jewell and I became embroiled a few years ago. Click here to see more photos and read the whole story behind the grim incident.

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XO Tanya





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Jewell vs. Tanya

Jewell and I have feuded often. The photo above was taken during the infamous
Vinnie the Plumber debacle which occurred a few years back. Unbeknownst to Jewell and me a hidden camera had been recording our actions for months..

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XO Tanya




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Is it Christmas yet?

I don't enjoy the Christmas holidays or anything about that time of year. Thanksgiving falls in late November, my birthday happens to be on December 3, and, of course, Christmas is on December 25. I'm not an adherent of any organized religion, but I do have my own spiritual beliefs. Honestly, I don't even know what Christmas is supposed to commemorate. Generally I stay pretty drunk throughout the last two months of each year. At the moment I do not even recall what I did on Christmas 2007. This blog might provide a clue if I bother to reread my entries from last December.

People I know, and others whom I have encountered, speak of Christmas in glowing terms and love to talk about their plans for the holidays. I do not begrudge them that, not even in my most petty of moments. They speak of the joy of opening presents under a tree during their childhood and talk about planning Christmas surprises for their children, their nieces and nephews, or whomever. It must feel good to look forward to that time of year and have enough of a connection to others that you want to create enduring memories with them that will last a lifetime. I don't get it. Maybe someday I will. A sound just made me turn my head. It's Larry the cat scratching around in his litterbox. Is he expressing an opinion? Probably not.

What will I do for Christmas 2008? I have no clue. A few minutes ago I began opening a bunch of boxes from Amazon.com. Sometimes I shop online for books, input my credit card number, and then have absolutely no recollection of what I ordered until the boxes arrive in my mailbox. Opening the boxes is fun. It must feel similar to what most people associate with Christmas: experiencing the joyful anticipation of unwrapping presents while surrounded by loving onlookers. My cats Larry and Lana love me, but were decidedly underwhelmed when I pulled out King of the Corner by Loren D. Estleman, Grave with an Ocean View by James M. Maloney, and some other selections a few minutes ago. They were hoping for food.

The photos above represent my drunken holiday celebration of 2006 with one Jewell Marceau. Maybe she and I can spend Christmas together again this year and record a few more holiday memories that we don't remember :)





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Locker Room Catfight

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Every once in a while fetish models need a little break from the industry. I decided to stop shooting for a month or two and talked Jewell Marceau into joining me on my hiatus. We had fun drinking ourselves into oblivion during our first two weeks of vacation, but then we got kind of bored. And, more pertinently, we found that we were broke. Jewell blamed me for corrupting her and blowing all her money. I accused her of being even more irresponsible and frivolous than myself. Our angry words solved nothing, of course. We began sitting home every night even though our cable TV service had been disconnected due to the unpaid bill. Our lack of funds almost prompted us to start booking shoots again. Thank Heaven I came up with a better idea. I'd been washing down fast food and Twinkies with Boone's Farm every night and I really did not relish the idea of appearing on camera with the extra weight I had gained. By a stroke of luck I found out that a local gym was hiring janitors for their night shift. The gym even offered unlimited use of the gym to all members of their staff. How perfect! Jewell and I could earn some extra money and also train at the gym for free.

We spoke to the manager with great anticipation and he hired us on the spot because I have a great deal of experience in the custodial profession. I assured him that I would show Jewell the ropes. Unfortunately our first few days on the job did not go well. Jewell objected to my efforts at supervision because she is hardheaded and lazy. Her temper flared one night when she decided that she no longer wanted to be my protege. I became highly indignant that she was disregarding my expert advice and I attempted to shove a wooden mop handle up her asshole. Jewell retaliated by smashing me into the glass wall of the shower. I then tried to blind her with whatever shampoos and soaps were within reach. Needless to say Jewell fought me every step of the way, matching each of my dirty tricks with one of her own..


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- XO Tanya












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Tanya & Jewell at it again

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