Blonde Cheerleader Fiasco

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Officer Down!

Catburglars Francesca Le and Stacy Burke like to work hotels. They usually hit the rooms of convention attendees who are visiting Los Angeles. On a particular Monday the two thieves gain access to the suite of a high-powered CEO. Initially they only find $43 and a cheap cellphone in a drawer of the nighttable, but Francesca feels confident that she will discover more loot in either the walk-in closet or the woman's suitcase. She leaves to explore while Stacy remains in the bedroom. All of a sudden LAPD officer Tanya Danielle bursts onto the scene. She flies into the room and points her service revolver at Stacy's head. Stacy slowly lifts her hands towards the ceiling as Officer Danielle cackles with glee and informs her that she will be going to jail for a long, long time. Before Stacy can respond Francesca sneaks up behind the blonde officer, grabs her around the neck in a chokehold, and disarms her. Officer Danielle is still reeling with shock as the two catburglars beat her down and embark on a hideous campaign of sexual torture. Or is it sexual torture? Does Officer Danielle really mind being forced to suck on their nipples and later eat their pussies at gunpoint? All we know is that she never did report the incident or file charges against the two beautiful but ruthless women...

The entire Officer Down! gallery is coming to the members' area at TanyaDanielle.com soon!





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Does this woman look familiar?

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The Interview

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Catwoman vs. Virtue

The newest inductee of the nefarious Catwoman clan, Mercedes Ashley, has cornered superheroine Virtue in a hotel room in Butte, Montana. Virtue does not take her seriously and the women share a few laughs about it. Evidently Virtue's disdain of Mercedes' pedigree has imbued Mercedes with a boundless rage that seems to have come straight from Hell. Initially she hides her ferocity behind a veneer of civility, but soon enough Mercedes earns her Catwoman claws by utterly humiliating and destroying the arrogant superheroine..

Will Virtue be able to pry Mercedes' high heel out of her ass and mount a comeback?! The answer to this question - plus the entire Catwoman vs. Virtue gallery - will be coming to TanyaDanielle.com later this month!



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Now playing at TanyaDanielle.com!

The Cats Of Club Napali

Running Time:
30 minutes

Studio:
Napali Video

Starring: Ashley Renee (AKA Micki Lynn), Precious Pink

"Micki and Precious engage for real in a cat-fight for the fans at Club Napali!"

The Cats of Club Napali is now playing inside the members' area of TanyaDanielle.com throughout the entire month of August. Members of TanyaDanielle.com enjoy 12 full-length feature movies each month. Don't miss out - join now!


XO Tanya




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Virtue vs. Unseen Forces

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Goldie vs. Tanya: Office Catfight!

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Wrestling Fetish Lesbians 2

Running Time:54 minutes
Released:08/2005
Studio:Bizarre Production

Stars: Shelby Stevens, Skye Blue, Sindee Coxx, Alex Foxe, Kianna Dior, Nancy Vee

"Bizarre goes back to the vault to bring you some classic matches from the past! So grab you cock and put in a chock hold as the hot chicks go at it one on one! Enjoy!"

Wrestling Fetish Lesbians #2 is playing at TanyaDanielle.com through the end of July. All members have access to 12 new full-length streaming movie selections each and every month. Don't miss out - join now!


XO Tanya



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Power Woman vs. Selena

New at CustomVideoTheatre.com: Power Woman vs. Selena

Buxom, blonde superheroine Power Woman (AKA Tanya Danielle) has one fatal weakness: she progressively loses all her power as she is sexually stimulated. Villainess Selena (AKA Kianna Dior) realizes this and sets out to assault Power Woman with such diverse means as kicks, punches, and toe-sucking. The two pantyhose-clad women battle with ferocity, but Power Woman cannot resist Selena's attempts to sexually arouse her. Finally Power Woman becomes so weak that Selena completely overpowers her and fucks her into submission with a strap-on dildo. At that point Selena forces Power Woman to worship Selena's own pantyhose-encased toes! (Click here for a photo preview.)


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Ms. Confederate vs. the Pagan Priestess

New at BustyCatfight.com: Ms. Confederate vs. the Pagan Priestess

"Southern superheroine Ms. Confederate (AKA Tanya Danielle) escaped from a vicious alien attack and decided to take a vacation in Miami. She heard a knock on her hotel room door before she had even finished unpacking her bag. Puzzled, Ms. Confederate switched off the TV and stood staring at the locked door. Someone knocked again even more loudly.

"I'm coming." Ms. Confederate called out with some annoyance as she marched over to confront the unexpected visitor.

Ms. Confederate had barely opened the door a crack when someone shoved it forcefully towards her and barged into the room. The blonde superheroine staggered a few steps backward before she could reclaim her balance. A second later she found herself face to face with pagan priestess Mercedes Ashley! Mercedes wore a black PVC dress that clung to her every curve. As usual the priestess had wanton lust blazing in her eyes.

"Everyone knows about your episode with the aliens, Ms. Confederate." Mercedes sneered with delight. "I heard that it turned into a regular bukkake when they had you tied up to a bed inside their mothership. It must have taken you an entire week to rinse every drop of their semen out of your pores!"

Mercedes cackled with glee and Ms. Confederate planted her boots into the floor, put her hands on her hips, and angrily stuck her chest out - the blood was already draining from her face and she was ready for battle! Mercedes took note of Ms. Confederate's fighting stance and said:

"Those aliens gave me a great idea. I'm going to beat the shit out of you, drag you over to my lair, and tie you down to a bed so all my lesbian priestesses can have sex with you and then cum all over your face. Of course I'll be filming all of it!"

Ms. Confederate landed the first punch and the battle was on!!"


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Now playing at TanyaDanielle.com!

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Belly Punching Blowout

New at CustomVideoTheatre.com: Belly Punching Blowout

Mercedes Ashley and Tanya Danielle have a score to settle. They have known each other since they were eighteen-year-old dancers at the same club and resentment has been brewing between them for a long time. Finally Mercedes challenges Tanya to a belly punching match. Tanya agrees to the brutal terms: the ladies will take turns punching each other in the belly until one of them can no longer take the pain and concedes defeat. The match will go for three rounds if neither woman gives up sooner. In Round 1 both ladies will remain on their knees as they punch and take punches. In Round 2 they will take turns lying on their backs and getting punched in the stomach. In Round 3 they will take turns being held against a wall and getting punched in the gut. On the appointed day Tanya arrives at Mercedes' condo in Hollywood. "Nice UCLA shorts, bitch!" Mercedes sneers at her. "Did you go to UCLA to learn how to become a stripper?" Tanya glares at her and snarls: "For your information I stopped at TJ Maxx on the way here so I could buy these cheap-ass shorts and have something to shove down your throat after I kick your ass today!:" With that Tanya lands a sucker punch that brings Mercedes to her knees and the match is on!! (Click here for a photo preview.)

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Is it Christmas yet?

I don't enjoy the Christmas holidays or anything about that time of year. Thanksgiving falls in late November, my birthday happens to be on December 3, and, of course, Christmas is on December 25. I'm not an adherent of any organized religion, but I do have my own spiritual beliefs. Honestly, I don't even know what Christmas is supposed to commemorate. Generally I stay pretty drunk throughout the last two months of each year. At the moment I do not even recall what I did on Christmas 2007. This blog might provide a clue if I bother to reread my entries from last December.

People I know, and others whom I have encountered, speak of Christmas in glowing terms and love to talk about their plans for the holidays. I do not begrudge them that, not even in my most petty of moments. They speak of the joy of opening presents under a tree during their childhood and talk about planning Christmas surprises for their children, their nieces and nephews, or whomever. It must feel good to look forward to that time of year and have enough of a connection to others that you want to create enduring memories with them that will last a lifetime. I don't get it. Maybe someday I will. A sound just made me turn my head. It's Larry the cat scratching around in his litterbox. Is he expressing an opinion? Probably not.

What will I do for Christmas 2008? I have no clue. A few minutes ago I began opening a bunch of boxes from Amazon.com. Sometimes I shop online for books, input my credit card number, and then have absolutely no recollection of what I ordered until the boxes arrive in my mailbox. Opening the boxes is fun. It must feel similar to what most people associate with Christmas: experiencing the joyful anticipation of unwrapping presents while surrounded by loving onlookers. My cats Larry and Lana love me, but were decidedly underwhelmed when I pulled out King of the Corner by Loren D. Estleman, Grave with an Ocean View by James M. Maloney, and some other selections a few minutes ago. They were hoping for food.

The photos above represent my drunken holiday celebration of 2006 with one Jewell Marceau. Maybe she and I can spend Christmas together again this year and record a few more holiday memories that we don't remember :)





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Virtue vs. Lesbia

New at BustyCatfight.com: Virtue vs. Lesbia

"The scourge of lesbianism is threatening Parker City. Mayor Nancy has locked the gates to the city and summoned blonde superheroine Virtue (AKA Tanya Danielle) to ward off the epidemic. Numerous women in Parker City have already abandoned their husbands and begun attending lesbian sex parties in secret locations around town. Mayor Nancy and Virtue know that evil pagan priestess Lesbia (AKA Mercedes Ashley) is instigating all this debauchery so she can erode the moral fabric of the city and eventually convert it into one of her all-female fiefdoms. Virtue hunts Lesbia with the grim determination of one all-too-familiar with the life and death stakes inherent in Lesbia's diabolical plan: she knows that Lesbia will burn all the men of Parker City at the stake until she has eliminated every last one of them. The noble superheroine stalks Lesbia until she corners her at the pagan priestess's remarkably pleasant suburban hideout. A battle of titans ensues! Lesbia vows to convert Virtue to lesbianism just before knocking her out with a vicious punch to her blonde head. Virtue awakes to discover that she is naked and tied spread-eagled on the carpet of Lesbia's lair!"

Will Virtue escape Lesbia's evil clutches?? Buy Virtue vs. Lesbia at BustyCatfight.com now to find out!


XO Tanya




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